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(A bathroom with the shower running. It is Annie’s dormroom, her name has been changed to protect her. It is a college girls bathroom with stuff all over the vanity. The steam is covering the mirror and someone in the shower is singing along with the song on the radio. There is laughing.)
Annie: Because we are living in a material world and I am a uh uh uh material material- boys may come and boys may go! Yo! And I am a material a material a material a material a material a material woooorrrrllllddd!
(Enter Porche one of annie’s roommates)
Porche: hey material girl, you know I don’t want to interrupt your little fantacy and all but I think this material girl is using up all the hot water
Anniet: sorry I’m going to get out right now
(Porche goes to leave but stops in the doorway)
Porche: so theres nothing going on with you and that boy?
Annie: nope
Porche: Really? Are you sure?
Annie: Yeah I don’t think he even likes me I think it was just something silly means nothing
Porche: Ok Cloe if you say so…
Annie/Cloe: yeah I’m sure he doesn’t like me
Porche: What makes you think he doesn’t like you?
Cloe: because…
Porche: yeah I think you are lying
Cloe: i-I’m…no…nope
Porche: Yeah right there (she pulls the curtain back and reviels Trevor and Annie in the shower) Ho ho ho!
Cloe: (Screams) Porche (Trevor covers his junk)
Porche: I think you like him because you are in the shower with him, that’s why I think you like him
Cloe: I can explain
Porche: he isn’t like your brother or something is he?
Cloe: (offended) no!
Trevor: no!
Porche: Oh and he talks! So tell me why you two cant be together and so you sneek shower times!
Cloe: ok but can I get dressed please!
Porche: fine but I’m going to be waiting I have to got check something downstairs(Porche exits)
Cloe: Holy crap!
Trevor: its ok baby she isn’t going to tell anyone I don’t think she got a good look at me
Cloe: I’m not even supposed to be seeing you, its too risky
Trevor: I know but I’m mad about you and your mad about me lost in your eyes mad about love mad about you you and iiiiiiii! (he starts dancing)
(Annie starts to laugh)
Annie: god I love you!
Trevor: don’t worry we will figure it out….hold me now its hard for me to say im sorry!
Annie: I just want you to stay
Trevor: after all that weve been through ill make it up to you, I promise you!
(They both start to laugh)
Annie: ok but seriously she might come back up and we will be in big trouble. What are we going to say.
Trevor: (thinks) maybe I’m a hard core drug addict and that’s why you cant see me, im too bad for you baby
Annie: no you are too good for that
Trevor: I’m a serial killer and I only hunt college girls
Annie: that’s weird don’t say that! We aren’t supposed to see each other
Trevor: I know but it is too hard for me not to see you and now when I do see you it is sooo hard
Annie: (blushes) Trevor!
Trevor: ok but my real name is Alex and I’m actually 55 years old and trying to get you to be my personal porn star.
Annie: that doesn’t sound so far from the truth (Hears Porche on the stairs) hide in the closet then run into the bedroom and hide go go go!
(Trevor ducks out as Porche enters)
Porche: Ok where did he go?
Cloe: He had to go, tests tomorrow and what not
Porche: no he didn’t go I was downstairs I would have- (sees something on the counter) what is this?
Cloe: nothing (snatches it)
Porche: a pregnancy test?? Are you pregnant?
Cloe: no, maybe….i don’t know
Porche: ok what is going on Cloe?? Seriously I care about you, I don’t want to see you get hurt, who is this guy?
Cloe: just some guy I met
Porche: well I know he doesn’t go to our campus
Cloe: I know he goes somewhere else
Porche: Where?
Cloe: Port Chester
Porche: (Squints her eyes) ok well then why are you hiding him?
Cloe: I’m not hiding him- I just didn’t think you would be home this early
Porche: what are you trying to protect- (gasps) ohhh my god! Is he with some other girl and now you are pregnant with his kid????? Ohhhh Cloe no!
Cloe: yep that is totally it
Porche: I know I have a sick sense for this kind of thing you know
(Cloe nodding)
Porche: Ohh my god! I cant believe him! I’m totally going to kick his ass when I see him- does the other girl know about you? of course not but you know about her…
Cloe: i-uhh cant really tell her though…she has three kids
Porche: (Freaking out more) NO! yes this dude is a total asshole! I cant believe you like him Cloe what is wrong with you?
Cloe: I didn’t really-
Porche: You didn’t really want to have sex with him and he forced you??? OHH MY GOD! (Door opens and another roommate Terra comes in)