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Gloria Mc. Nan bursts out of the dressing room in a bewildered stooper. She is drunk and flailing her arms about. She is mumbling and it becomes prominent as she gets closer to Falco.
G. Mc Nan: Dear god! Why is it always I who has to work with these, these delinquents who just philander them selves around this city. Who have no more respect than a horse’s asshole pinning donkeys down? Where did this city run off to? How did it get this dismal out here? You see it was never like this. You see, listen I am trying to tell you something boy. Jesus keep yourself together I don’t have all day. Now what was I saying?
Falco: He has been trying to get Jonathan out of the set room without Gloria’s notice. He is shooing him off the set. He makes eye contact with Gloria right as she asks him the question. Uh, you were talking about the the republic of China’s great influence on American society today?
G. Mc Nan: Dear god boy. You do know exactly what I am thinking everyday of my life. You are like the second breath of life that I am breathing at this very moment children are dying because they are being sucked down into machines and child labor is at an all time high. It is just a disgusting state of affairs sometimes. (Pause) Now, where in Gods great name is my drink. You are good at finishing sentences but you are not good at following directions. I mean Christ boy, how many times do I need to say that I ABSOLUTELY MUST have a drink in my hand at all times? Must we go on and on about this dead topic?
Falco: (Springs into action and trying to find her a drink, he takes a detour to get close to Jonathan. Whispering) what the hell are you doing?
Jonathan: I’m stuck here there is no exit on this side!
Falco: Oh! Shit, you have to cross to the other side to get out.
Jonathan: Yeah, I got that. How the hell am I going to get out???
Falco: I will create a diversion (starts to run off)
Jonathan: (grabs his arm and pulls him back) you were right about her being drunken and crazed.
G. Mc Nan: Fal!!!!!! where the hell have you run off to. I asked for a simple drink how long is it going to take you?
Falco: (running up with a glass) here, sorry here yeah I got stuck in the wing. Didn’t want to spill it and whatever.
G. Mc Nan: Great. Now, (she looks around while she takes a drink) Where is that disgusting man who can’t act worth shit?
Falco: (sputtering and at a loss for words) Uh, yeah, I wanted to- well ask you- talk about (suddenly there is a giant crash, Falco looks toward the wing, Gloria stiffens up)
G. Mc Nan: What the hell was that?
Falco: uh hum I don’t know either (Gloria runs over to the wing and discovers Jonathan on the floor)
Jonathan: The damn light fell on me-
G.Mc Nan: (To Falco) Who is this? (To Jonathan) Who are you?
Jonathan: I can explain
Falco: Nothing-
G. Mc Nan: Well, you best explain
Jonathan: Ms Mc Nan I am a lawyer-
G. Mc Nan: I don’t care if you’re a tomato
Falco: He is no one really-
Johnathan: I’m really more than no one-
G. McNan: Out with it I don’t have time for this!
(Jonathan tries to get up but slips on a curtain and anther curtain falls to revile Robert in his dressing room on the internet with his pants down.)